stupid action movie reviews

SAMR—Bullet Train

How stupid is this action movie?

It’s … actually not that stupid, if you suspend disbelief surrounding the multiple assassins/crime boss plot.

Would I let the little’un and the big’un watch it?

I would, with the caveat that my kids aren’t sensitive to stupid action movies from sheer exposure. LOL They weren’t at all interested in this one.

What I liked:
  • The twists were predictable, but the cameos really weren’t (for me, at least). I had no idea so many big names were in this.
  • The fight scenes were inventive and well choreographed.
  • Parts were very funny.
What I didn’t like:
  • It seems like the entire film was an excuse for the actors and crew to fool around, and although entertaining, it had so much potential to be great where it relied too much on standard tropes.
  • Brad Pitt’s character was such a caricature, it detracted from the fun for me.
  • The way everything was interwoven was a bit much.
Overall impression:

I enjoyed it. Somewhat goofy, but it held my attention and entertained.

How to watch:

Amazon Prime Video

Too stupid even for me.


It was fun.

I’d watch it again.

I own it.

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